- Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day - Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful
- That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
- Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
- When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
1- 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
2- Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke
saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
3- A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U
sister....
4- Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
- Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said
Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
- Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar:
I m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
- Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever - Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai.. - A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-,
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up...
wish u all the best
- what is the diffrent between
Himami & Sunami?
Himami is face wash,
Sunami is total wash. - TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's fath er,Frog's sister".:
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